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斑斑 发表于 2006-6-8 22:27

关于女人的三十二个秘密

1.Women need to cry. And they won＇t do it alone unless theyknowyou can hear them. !I8~7`LN8Q(x4V
　　女人需要哭泣,并且只有在你能听到时才哭。
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m6y9fQ^zV1_|r 　　2.Women especially love a bargain.#S_+uY#qV

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DVi-hy9sd 　　3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world wheretheyfeel like they＇re actually in control.
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j m2W%q:T!b 　　女人喜欢购物,她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上能控制的惟一领域。 w5A @QEb3[g.B `

9q4qVw!S {_k 　　4.Women will always ask questions that have no center answers,inan effort to trap yousintosfeeling guilty.#K#R4M*_)jo6@

h VkYo3| i L 　　女人总是问一些没有正确答案的问题,她们想使你有犯罪感。m}I:hhf

HgP9]af;{ 　　5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feelaneed to fillit, even if they have nothing to say.7myP7Y@a4uMq2w)U*I'E
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　　女人喜欢交谈。沉默使她们不安,她们需要用交谈打破沉默,即使她们没什么可说的。-KzB?oC

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V;x'hF2f"b 　　6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off thantheyare. @HKfY-[
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　　女人需要感觉到别人不如她们。
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　　7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong -willed ones need a manaroundwhen there＇s a spider or a wasp involved.
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　　女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时,即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身旁。J4{!h4M:g%Kkp2l
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　　8.Women can＇t keep secrets.
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　　女人不能保守秘密。
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　　9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. It gives themachance to gossip.D,hH8^y]2Y?6Kx

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#nx!j$QcnJ 　　10.Women can＇t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matterwhatshe＇s doing.
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6Jp5u%G;jN1xtd{zT 　　女人不会拒绝接听任何来电。电话铃一响,不论正在做什么,她都会去接电话。X#~*?t-Lg
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　　11.Women never understand why men love toys. Men understandthatthey wouldn＇t need toys if women had an″on／off″switch.
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　　女人永远不会明白男人为什么喜欢玩具。男人认为,如果女人有开关,他们就不再需要玩具了。
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0RF~BC'u 　　12.Women think all beer is the same.
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　　女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。;|@%A5un? U|)u"u
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　　13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower. Afterawoman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropicalrainforest.
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　　14.Women don＇t understand the appeal of sports. Menseekentertainment that allows them to escape reality. Womenseekentertainment that reminds them of how horrible thingscouldbe. AOL}0| X3p {A1i
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　　女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐,女人则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。
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?o5] ^ W'\u 　　15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he＇ll pack five daysworthof clothes and will wear some things twice；if a woman goes onaseven-day trip she＇ll pack21outfits because she doesn＇t knowwhatshe＇ll feel like wearing each day.
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　　如果一个男人要出门7天,他会带够5天穿的衣服,并且会将一些衣物穿两次。如果一个女人要出门7天,她会带够21天穿的衣服,因为她不知道自己每天喜欢穿什么。
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　　16.Women brush their hair before bed.
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　　女人在睡觉前梳头。
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Tb+O4E 　　17.Women are paid less than men, except foronefield：Modeling.
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　　女人的薪水比男人低,只有一个行业例外———模特。4RR T7Ns XgR$f)`

'x gc$@/o vV*Jqc$m 　　18.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is theman＇sresponsibility.
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!ms{(C~C&U'AH1P 　　女人永远不会犯错。道歉是男人的责任。
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　　19.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they drivecarthemselves.
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V"v7g'C&?2~ 　　女人对汽车一无所知,即使她们自己开车。
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　　20.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs andredcarpet.

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　　女人的卫生间很讲究,那里有精致的椅子和红地毯。5KDmAH

,aYJ[\`!MJ%B/r     21.Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when womenaren＇tlooking, men kick cats.
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　　22.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visithergirlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she willcallthe same friend and they will talk for three hours.
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　　23. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants,emptythe garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get themail.5w7^4]o:rI$~

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　　在这个问题上女人不想得到诚实的答案———"我看上去怎么样？"*Q0l*G ^%I*QQ

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hkQjbix6K 　　25.″Oh,nothing,″has an entirely different meaninginwoman-language than it does in man-language.
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-M9m2|5B#n4c1}{ 　　"哦,没什么。"这句话在女人的字典里的意思和在男人字典里的完全不同。3PaX%L+g!`
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　　26.All women will say that they are overweight, but don＇tagreewith them aboutit.
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　　所有女人都会说自己超重,但千万别对此表示赞同。sY.ON0k|9oR&BJ-d8fh
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　　27.Only women understand the need for″guest towels″andthe″goodchina″.ULkO?:ge,JP:y

(y0wE6RxG:QfP 　　只有女人知道为什么"客用毛巾"和"好瓷器"是必要的。
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c4}M nk 　　28.Women want equal centers, but you rarely hear them clamoringtocover the responsibilities that go with those centers.
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　　女人要求享有与男人同样的权利,但你几乎听不到她们吵嚷着要求承担和男人同样的责任。
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　　面对超速行驶的罚单,噘嘴可以使女人免于处罚,却会使男人被拘留。gXWptR

X;xGr*dhu ^} 　　30.Women don＇t really care about a sense of humor in a guydespiteclaims to the contrary.
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　　女人并不真的在乎男人是否有幽默感,尽管她们声称幽默感很重要。
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　　31.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and thenthey＇llgo out and spend more time checking out other women. Men cannevercatch women checking out other men；women will always catchmenchecking out other women.
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&H9u2r|hL$[-} 　　女人在出门前将花费数小时化妆,然后她们出门,花更多时间注视其他女人。男人永远不会察觉女人注视着其他男人,而女人总能察觉男人注视着其他女人。
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　　32.The most embarrassing thing for women is to find anotherwomanwearing the same dress at a formal party.
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kYI.G[-GC 　　最让女人尴尬的,就是在一个正式的聚会上发现另一个女人穿着和自己同样的衣服。

zerovivi 发表于 2006-6-8 23:42

回复 #1 斑斑 的帖子

哪来的呀，有几点可以理解，但多数保留意见

sing851229 发表于 2006-6-11 21:21

嗯！以后有了老婆注意了！

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